Sunshines are you outside?
I am a simpleton by choice,
Not speaking to hear my voice,
Sunshines why are you sleeping?
Gotta get outside.
Cover the ground on foot,
Not hitching around your spur,
Over the river and through the woods,
I've come this far to bring in the goods.
I get high even when I don't try,
Let them pass by with a wink to the eye,
I reserve the right to be stoned,
I reserve the right to take it.
To collect them sums I have the right,
Don't try to be,
There's really no point in you biting me,
I'm glad to see that it's easy for me,
To be an MC let me tell you a little story...
Like my dog Bobby he hated the pool man,
So I tried to play kotter and make things cool,
And I said just let him smell you hold out your hand,
He reached it on out and then bam!
He bit him,
He bit him so fucking hard,
Blood was steady gushing all over my backyard,
I kept apologizing I felt so fucking bad,
The dude was so cool he didn't even get mad,
He said man don't sweat it that's the dog's meaning,
Took some Neosporin and went bak to his cleaning.
Thought I had a dream or else it was a movie,
Your mind can have a joint easy like Jungle Boogie,
$600 freebie and I gots my job.
Would you mind come but I gots my dog,
Come you can foam the water with the bone,
I wanna tell my Mom ring her on the phone,
Cherry popsicle icy cold freezing,
Loves it on his gums now that he is teething,
Got a wee-wee pass lay them by the door,
Nasty little shits he dropped them on the floor.
Sunshines are you outside?
I am a simpleton by choice,
Not speaking to hear my voice,
Sunshines why are you sleeping?
Gotta get outside.