Juan Bond

H to the E to the X to the U to the M,
I'm Hexum I always seem to vex them,
Even when I really don't mean too,
But I'm a brick house and you're a lean-to!

I kick the positivity like a shipwreck on a raft,
In a sea of negativity it covers them half,
Half of the world the figure is intact,
Which way will you have an impact?

Come back to your bro,
Do what your soul but when you're in the mode just flow,
I stick to the brick of the house of the Funk,
And the swing and the vibe of the Reggae Hip-Hop,
Sing it for the people not the chase it to the steeple,
And whatever you do don't stop,
I come and drop a clue from me to you,
Like Fantasy Island Chad's got one tattoo.

If you need to understand Juan Bond is detective man,
If you need to understand Juan Bond is detective man,
J-U-A-N B-O-N-D,
J-U-A-N B-O-N-D,
J-U-A-N B-O-N-D.

Check it out I've got clout!                                       No you don't!
Yes I do!                                                                 No you don't!
Yes I do!                                                                 No you don't!
Yes I do!                                                                 No you don't!
Yes I do!                                                                 No you don't!
Yes I do!                                                                 No you don't!
Yes I do!                                                                 No you don't!
Yes I do!                                                                 No you don't!
Damn!

Miles I'm driving in the Mach One mad,
Not unlike a box I am endore how fox,
I am inferior spinning is my hand,
I see a man like me stand,
Between mirrors and seem myself go,
All in lieu of them flowing,
I didn't know my soul dig.

Becomes the body of another one constellation,
The mirror is such a simple above collection,
And the mic down in my eye,
Today we're taking out Paris or say,
Of the lands heavy spirit of ill descending.

Oh my God I made a mess haul,
See Mercury fall from hands flung red,
Super and deadly as I step into an outer sea.

If you need to understand Juan Bond is detective man,
If you need to understand Juan Bond is detective man,
J-U-A-N B-O-N-D,
J-U-A-N B-O-N-D,
J-U-A-N B-O-N-D,

Check it out I've got clout!                                                 No you don't!
Yes I do!                                                                           No you don't!
Yes I do!                                                                           No you don't!
Yes I do!                                                                           No you don't!
Yes I do!                                                                           No you don't!
Yes I do!                                                                           No you don't!
Yes I do!                                                                           No you don't!
Yes I do!                                                                           No you don't!
Damn!

Here's some advice it's called A-B-C,
This is your world you can be anything.

People look at me and think I know just what I am doing,
But half of the fucking time I do not have a clue,
And in any given situation I always say stupid things,
Not as bad as P-Nut but he's cool just the same,
Norwegian/Scottish/Irish and Mexican.

And on the drums is the one Chad Sexton,
Super phat beats that you just can't fuck with,
Doinf the type of shit gonna have a good run,
With the stupid mother fuckers and those party going thieves,
Living my life with them 311 University!