Pigs (Three Different Ones)

Big man,
Pig man,
Ha! Ha!
Charade you are!

You well heeled big wheel,
Ha! Ha!
Charade you are!

And when your hand is on your heart...

You're nearly a good laugh almost a Joker,
With your head down in the pig bin saying "Keep on digging!"
Pig stain on your fat chin what do you hope to find?
There in the Pig Mine?
You're nearly a laugh?
You're nearly a laugh but you're really a cry!

Bus stop rag bag,
Ha! Ha!
Charade you are!

You fucked up Old Hag,
Ha! Ha!
Charade you are!

You radiate cold shafts of broken glass...

You're nearly a good laugh almost worth a quick grin,
You like the feel of steel?
You're hot stuff with a hat pin and good fun with a hand gun,
You're nearly a laugh?
You're nearly a laugh but you're really a cry!

Hey you White House,
Ha! Ha!
Charade you are!

You house proud town mouse,
Ha! Ha!
Charade you are!

You're trying to keep our feelings off the street?

You're nearly a real treat all tight lips and cold feet,
I know you feel abused,
You gotta stem the evil tide and keep it all on the inside,
Mary you're nearly a treat,
Mary you're nearly a treat but you're really a cry.